Oh what a long, strange trip it has been . . . Hard to believe, but we will soon be entering our 9th year of being a guild together in ESP. As always, we shall commemorate the moment with crazy, fun, sexy party times. You now hold in your hand a ticket which shall grant you admittance to the best birthday party of the year.
The ESP-Carnival will hit town on June 21st. Come experience the thrills and the chills of this wild ride with us. There will be competitions to be won and prizes to be had by all. Lets get our party hats on and prepare for the massive shenanigans that are in store.
We are honored to announce that Everlasting Sacred Path is participating in the Tournament of Legends.
The tournament will start on Saturday May 3rd, 9 AM server time.
Our current roster for the tournament is consisted of the following players:
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The tournament will be shoutcasted live on the Guild Wars 2 Twitch Channel and those who watch the games have a chance of winning a precursor or a llama finisher!
Spring is in the air, the magic of a new year is all about us, and the Platypi are frolicking. All of this can only mean one thing -- yes, it is time once again for Platypusapalooza! Join ESP in our yearly festival that celebrates all things related to the change of seasons, good will, good fortune, and the noble platypus.
Saturday, April 26 we shall gather together in Caledon Forest to kick off the festivities. Expect some surprises, a variety of games and contests. Bring a tribute for the Pants Eating Dolyak and hopefully good fortune shall shine upon us all if the great platypus appears.
Last year, over 0.003458% of our clients met their true match by using ESP-Harmony! Due to this resounding success, we are back for another year with ESP-Harmony II. Everyone has another chance at love, no matter if you found your true match last year with us or not.
Our Loveageologists have further improved our match-making technology, which means that now it is your time to stop being a loner boner and start being a lovey boner.
"But, how do I accomplish all of this?" you ask? It is easy. Start here by taking the ESP-Harmony Quiz: http://www.espguild.com/forums/forms.php?do=form&fid=7 We will then use our 12+7 point system to evaluate (read judge) you and match you with only those people who are most likely to be your true mate.
Once we tally all the results, and have scientifically calculated matches for all of our clients, we will meet in The Grove on Saturday, Feb 22 for the mass unveiling and a number of other fun games.
Could this be the year that you find love? Let ESP-Harmony take the hard work out of relationships and match you up the right way -- the truly ambiguous way, the random way, the ESP-Harmony Way, the right way!
It is the middle of winter, the snow is falling, holiday cheer is in the air . . . and the ESPers are congregating for the 8th annual [ESP] Holiday Party.
This year's event will take place on Saturday, Dec 21 at 1pm server time in Hrothbeir's Rest. We have a wide range of activities planned, including a few new twists, and a ton of great prizes to award to all of the participants.
We will be hosting a Secret Santa over the two weeks leading up to the day of the party. You can find details and sign up to be a Secret Santa here: Secret Santa Details. There will also be an evening witch hunt after we have finished all of the part activities and completed guild missions. You can sign up for the December witch hunt here: Sign up for the Wintersday Witch Hunt
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